greeting cards
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/230957399/iwouldnever+copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I Would Never Murder You Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/259060226/9536514B-F218-4DAF-B7CC-C254D5E38006_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
what a time to be alive - card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/328212651/13E70A73-2631-4BD5-BC29-4B33C293A3B8_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Don't let the Dingo take your baby
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/172638331/bastardscard_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Don't Let the Bastards Grind you Down- card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/219085705/universe.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I am extremely angry at the universe on your behalf - Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/171878410/hugforyou_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
HUG FOR YOU
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/229744343/rainenc.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Tiny Cards with Tiny Envelopes
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/136945789/hero.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Did you Ever Know that you're my Hero?
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/160999324/cher_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
If I could reach the stars, I'd give em all to you
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/163821415/johncandylovesyou_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
John Candy loves you and wants you to be happy.
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/130698453/facialhair.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
BFF Valentine - Manage my facial hair when I'm in a coma
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/192335467/agatesnotes4.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Agate Note Cards Set
$16.00 - $60.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/209674837/DD5DA20E-F3FC-4110-B035-9307EA4596BD.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
You’re so fecking special- Radiohead Valentine.
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/27813621/goodegg.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
you're a good egg-single folded card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/187483298/saintnicks.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Saint Nicks-Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/259915514/B2B87DA8-4246-457F-91FD-C9677322ECCD_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
these are the days of miracle and wonder - card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/130699107/everyoneelse.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
everyone else is a moron
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/220763596/0FD5B9C3-3028-41ED-9CA7-6DF3C4B8E179.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
This Bites Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/209619853/13AC8687-3595-464E-AAAB-90F6FD943FEA.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen Valentine
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/171875680/ilikeyourhairnew_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I like your hair -Single Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/163820983/itisyourbirthday_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
it is your birthday.
$5.00
Triumphant Baby Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/163961650/elegantaf_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
You Are Elegant AF
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/217579204/raisehellcardpic.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Raise Hell- Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/198287381/imgladnew.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I'm glad you were born-birthday card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/284925264/CF7B5F17-2794-42E2-B558-0C3B25D691AE_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
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Bleeding Heart Note Cards
$22.50 - $50.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/151819861/hottrampnew_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
hot tramp, i love you so-doily
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/134909733/superawesome..jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Super Awesomeness, Thy Name is Mom
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/140639668/holyshit.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Holy Bleep
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/142896679/coolbaby.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Cool Baby. Can I smell its Head?
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/192441538/everytime.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Every Time a Couple gets Married, Two Single People Die Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/198177734/spidernotes4.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Spider Plants Note Card Set
$16.00 - $60.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/209674411/6FFC78B2-1BB8-4385-93B9-6BAED065B8F0.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Valentine’s Day is Stupid Card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/306496617/B791FCFC-5C34-45CB-B804-82F160FEBEB1_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Well, Crap.
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/63178333/mangetakk.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Mange Takk-Many Thanks in Norwegian
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/130698555/shavelegs.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
you make me want to shave my legs.
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/134909157/mommery.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Your Mommery is Exquisite
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/209619040/32336AD2-BA82-46C9-83DD-7CFA197096EA.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Lovin’ you is Easy ‘Cause you’re Beautiful
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/326766246/E5CA5EAE-CD07-4596-85C2-DC7316AF4CF9_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
I Would Literally Die Without You-Card
$5.00
your baby is cute squared times infinity
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/130698681/hbbutt.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Happy Birthday, Butthead.
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/156012457/sweetgenes_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Thanks for the Sweet Genes
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/292737651/E1BAB603-E27A-4A7D-8D7B-2A3E319A1827_1_201_a.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Mod Floral Notecard Set
$22.50 - $50.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/27813493/crazykids3.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
i have a good feeling about you crazy kids
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/154215217/sorryiswearnew_copy.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
sorry i swear so much, mom
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/56460465/likecard1.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
LIKE card
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/130698897/meowthers2.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Happy Meowther's Day
$5.00
![](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/134910363/iguess.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=20)
Congratulations, I guess.
$5.00