greeting cards

Don't Let the Bastards Grind you Down- card

Nothing Can Keep Us Apart

I can't see anything that I don't like about you

I done fell in love with you

It was the Valentimes, it was the worst of times.

What a Lovely Pair

John Candy loves you and wants you to be happy.

it is your birthday.

thank you so very much.

If I could reach the stars, I'd give em all to you

Feel Better Please

Thanks, Dad. For letting mom talk you into having kids.

Thanks for the Sweet Genes

Hey Dad- awkward father's day card

Chery Christmas-Card

hot tramp, i love you so-doily

You are Terrific

Your Selfies are so Tasteful

BFF Valentine - Manage my facial hair when I'm in a coma

you make me want to shave my legs.

Cool Baby. Can I smell its Head?

have a bangin' birthday

Did you Ever Know that you're my Hero?

You Have the Heart of a Lion- Single Card

Your Mommery is Exquisite

we got a couple of lucky ducks up in here-wedding card

Congratulations, I guess.

I like your hair -Single Card

Super Awesomeness, Thy Name is Mom

You Keep Me Warm.

everyone else is a moron

If looks Could Kill, You Would be an Uzi

You can put your shoes under my bed any night.

miss you mountains

Happy Warholidays Card

Thanks a Wagon Load

Eff Buttons, you're the cutest

you look nice today

Happy Meowther's Day