sorry I'm not an elephant-belated birthday or something


....because elephants never forget, get it? Smarmy elephants with their photographic memories. I'm sure it's easy to never forget anything when you're just standing around all day drinking water out of your nosemouth.

anywho! this card is perfect for anything you've forgotten...a birthday, an anniversary (gasp!), a dry cleaning pick up....the list goes on. remember: everything is forgettable!