Reasons why this is an awesome card:
1. It has a cool background design, I call doodletron, printed in poppin' chartreuse. It's a really cool way to congratulate a graduate, pat a retiree on the back or give props to your crazy marathon-running pal.
2. You can also use it in a sarcastic way. For the person who blew the promotion, accidentally backed their car into their garage, or lost their eyebrows in an overzealous ronsonol backyard fire-starting.
(Don't be mean about it though.)
it's a folded card that measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches when folded, is blank inside, and comes with a recycled paper bag envelope (100% recycled).